Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

URGENT TOP SECRET NEWS!

In case you haven't heard all ready: The Pirates suck, the Steelers are in disarray, and the Penguins are the Alka-Seltzer for the hangover the former have put us through. Mario should get more than a fucking statue. He should get a hummer from Mr. Raven-Imalwaysaroundifatvcamerais-stahl.

In other news Big Ben is a apparently a douchebag (big newsflash there) and possibly a rapist. But man he can win football games. So... fuck it I guess, just hide your wives or at least keep them out of the shitter if Ben is in there already.

Say baby, you gotta take a piss?

Oh, and is anyone else afraid to go the Waterfront unless you're with 20 other people. 

That's all. You stay classy Pittsburgh.


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